Look a SWW ON Wednesday!
Lex: Daddy, what's wrong?
Dennis: I'm perturbed.
Lex: Why are you a turd, Daddy?
Lex: I think a big giant turtle is going to smash my house. I'll have to build a castle house.
Lex: I want a cookie.
Me: You can have half of a cookie.
Lex: I want two halves of a cookie.
Me: Your math is excellent...you're still getting half of a cookie.
Lex: But that half of the cookie is yucky; I want both halves.
Me: If one half of the cookie is yucky, why wouldn't the other half be yucky?
Lex: Because this other half makes that half yummy.
I'm wondering if I have a future hostage negotiator or lawyer in my house...
I can appreciate that logic!! LOL - "why are you a turd, Daddy?"
ReplyDeleteIs it bad that I totally get the cookie logic?
ReplyDeleteNot bad at all! I get it too, but I wasn't about to let that on to him!
ReplyDeleteI definitely would give Lex the two halves of the cookie. I'm a sucker for smart-ass answers.
ReplyDeleteHappy Mother's Day my friend! <3
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