I'm going to the bathroom with the door mostly closed. Lex pushes the door all the way open.
Lex: What are you doing, Mommy?
Me: Peeing. What are you doing?
Lex: Nothing. *pauses* Do you pee out of your butt?
Lex: Why do you sit to pee?
Me: We've been over this...I don't have a penis.
Lex: Did you throw it the trash?
Me: not that I'm aware of...
Lex to Dennis: You want a piece of me?