Wednesday, December 29, 2010
'Say What' Wednesday
Relayed to us by our daycare provider - Lex: Jordan, you have a bright, big penis! (where does he GET this stuff!?)
Lex (repeated at a rate of about 10 times an hour): *whines* I don't WANT TO!
Dennis: And what do we do to people who drive through our yard?
Lex: Kick 'em in the HEAD.
Me: Merry Christmas to all!
Lex (on the monorail in Disney World): *robotic voice* I. Am. A. Robot.
Me: Lex, what are you doing?
Lex: I *might* be pooping.
Me: Well, then let's go potty!
*head upstairs* *get to bathroom*
Lex: Mommy, the poopie went back UP my butt!
Me: Good! Keep it there until you're on the potty!